Because this is my 101 post, and 101 reminds me of dalmations with their black and white spots, I decided this post would be as black and white as possible, and I would try and get damn near 101 somethings…I’ll tell you what 101 I made it to at the end of the day ;-).

I’m wondering this morning why it is that some people insist on making fools of themselves. I understand wanting to have all the attention on you, but when you just end up being the butt of everyone’s joke, the drunken slob who’s good to laugh AT not WITH…I don’t see how it’s possible that you’re able to wake up in the morning and respect yourself. Seriously. And I don’t feel bad for treating these people like the sideshow freaks that they’re so determined to act like…obviously they’re going way out of their way for attention, be it good or bad, and who am I to get in the way of them reaching their goal?

For example, this little gem of a picture is perfect illustration of one of these special people who are SO attention hungry, probably cause their mommy’s never hugged them at night…well, actually, I have no idea WHY these people have no problem being the town/bar/group idiot, but you know what I’m talking about. *shudders* NOT cute. At all. But as you can see, all eyes are on him and there are certainly smiling faces beaming at him, and I guess maybe that’s the only way he can get people to smile back with him and have fun with him? Well, no, maybe he THINKS that this is the only way he can see a friendly smiling face, but if he just relaxed, was comfortable with himself and I don’t know, grew a sense of humour that didn’t involve him being a jester, perhaps he would find a few friendly faces that actually respected him. SMH

Monday Morning Challenge: Because I”m sure it will be MUCH harder to do this morning than any other!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so… And there is nothing you can do about it!!!

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I have to tell you that ignorance pisses me off. Stupidity bothers me, but often times it’s not somebody’s fault that they’re stupid. It’s genetic, like having brown eyes. You can’t help your level of intelligence. You CAN, however, help your level of knowledge. And I’m not talking about the kind of knowledge you receive after 10 years of schooling. I’m talking about shit you can learn from picking up a book once in a while, watching TV, having conversations with other people. How the hell people can walk around without any desire to know anything more than what random thoughts their mind spits out to them, or without wanting to expand on the basic knowledge they learned as children absolutely flabbergasts me.

Ok, I’m not actually pissed off right now (suprisingly lol), but if you think this post sounds interesting you might wanna check it out here. Trust me, it’s as angry as it sounds lol.

Some people just need to learn how to accept “no” as an answer. Especially when it comes to dating and interest. For example, I say “I HAVE a man, and no I DON’T cheat, and no I don’t DISRESPECT him, so therefore no, I will not go on a date with you”. And the man continues, every 10 minutes or so, to try again. Like seriously? Did you think that the 40th time might be the charm? Did you think your appalling lack of disrespect for me, my morals, and my happiness in my relationship would be the thing to crack me, make me realize that I would prefer to be a lying, cheating whore? Oh. Just wondering. Because it doesn’t seem like some of these dudes are playing with a full deck.

For that matter, doesn’t seem like some of these chicks out there are, either. “I know he’s got a girl, but it’s all good, I’ll just put on my ‘fuck em’ dress, and he’ll crawl right up in me!”. Well maybe, you idiot, but did you really think you could steal him away from his girlfriend? And even if you DO end up stealing him away, is that really the kind of man you want to be with? One who would leave you when a prettier, fancy new p*$$* swings his way, and say to hell with your years of love and devotion and relationship? OHHH, wait I TOTALLY get it. The whore who stole him away from his girlfriend is THE ONE for him and therefore he would NEVER do that to YOU right? Because he will take said whore SO much more seriously! *rolls eyes*

Yup, that’s another of my favourites! You wanna read the rest of the article you can click here

5 Life Lessons You Just Can’t Live Without
1. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
2. Talk slowly but think quickly.
3. Great love and great achievements involve great risk
4. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
5. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all
your actions.

Remember Classic Contemplations y’all? For those of you who don’t here’s a sneak peak of the very first one (new contemplation coming soon!)

I was young once. Heady in my own ignorance, thinking I understood the world long before I truly knew anything about it. It hurts me now to think back to that young child, so naive, so full of hope and promise. Never did she ever expect life to turn out the way it did. Never did she think that the world was such a cruel and cold place: so full of pain and suffering, hurt feelings, disappointments, ignorance. People weren’t going to set out to improve her life, or to help better the world for her and for the rest of mankind: everyone was just out to try get theirs, and f*** those trampled in their wake of destruction. My eyes well with tears now, thinking about that child. Knowing there is no way I could ever regain that mind set, that set of values, that set of opinions…(to continue reading and check the soundtrack that comes with this post click here.)

You think your eyes can’t deceive you? Think it what you see is all that there is to be seen? Well, think again, prepare yourself, and then click here and think again!

Ok, black and white I got 101 somethings…whether its a combo of pictures, facts, paragraphs, words starting with the letter T or something there’s 101! LOLOL. OK, but seriously though, I hope you enjoyed my random dalmation spotted Monday morning post!

Cheers